charlieinalaska
Are you a pirate or a ninja??
you know your from alaska when......
ok the fact that i got these and found them funny made me sad 
yet i still laughed
You know your from Alaska when...
>
>
> ® you think bald eagles aren't that great
>
> ® you know to go to best buy a month after a cd
> release because that's
> when it will FINALLY arrive in Alaska
>
> ® you wish seagulls came with a mute button
>
> ® you can go to McDonalds' and order off the $1.50
> menu which they
> feel is equivalent to the $0.99 menu
>
> ® you were appalled by the "Carrs-Safeway" merge a
> few years ago
>
> ® you have to have a raven cage around your trash
> to keep them out
>
> ® you go to school, work whatever in the dark and
> come out in the dark
>
> ® 30 degrees is shorts weather
>
> ® -10 is a bit nippy
>
> ® buses leaving school are delayed because a bear
> is in the parking
> lot
>
> ® you tell people you live in an igloo for kicks
>
> ® you don't swim in natural bodies of water for
> fear of swimmers itch
> or beaver fever
>
> ® having a moose in your front yard is a legitimate
> excuse for being
> late to school
>
> ® there is nothing like Matanuska Maid
>
> ® you only go to the fair for turkey legs and a
> husky burger
>
> ® you have been chased or know someone who has been
> chased by a moose
> at least once.
>
> ® you design your Halloween costumes to fit over
> snow gear
>
> ® you get an attitude when you have to pay tax in
> the lower 48
>
> ® there is 4 feet of snow the night before school
> and you STILL have
> to go.
>
> ® if you don't like the weather wait 5 and then go
> back out
>
> ® you sleep through an earthquake like nothing ever
> happened
>
> ® salmon isn't a delicacy
>
> ® halibut is beer battered rather than cooked some
> fancy way
>
> ® 70 degrees is equivalent to 90 degrees in the
> lower 48
>
> ® you know who "Sleeping Lady" is
>
> ® during the winter you rarely use your freezer,
>
> ® you think 4 bucks for a loaf of bread is cheap
>
> ® a "cookout" is not all the time outside because
> it's entirely too
> cold for all of that
>
> ® you don't sleep in the summer because its too
> short to miss a minute
> of it
>
> ® half your friends own a sled (snow machine) and
> you think people
> that call them snow mobiles are insane
>
> ® you call tourist terrorist
>
> ® You refer to the 48 states as the "lower 48"
>
> ® you've seen the northern lights, and you know why
> they are such a
> "big deal"
>
> ® you know its all about the snow, DUH.
>
> ® you know that Cattle Company has the best potato
> soup there is.
>
> ® you know the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter,
> Break-up, and
> Re-Construction.
>
> ® your bedroom windows are covered in aluminum foil
> or black blankets.
>
> ® Two speed limits in Alaska, the get out of my
> way limit, and taking
> cover limit
>
> ® you go to Red Robin and only order the bottomless
> fries
>
> ® you only watch the news when they announce the
> amount of the years
> dividend
>
> ® Your school classes weren't canceled because of
> ice
>
> ® You KNOW your teacher is stoned in class
>
> ® you have to start your car at least an hour
> before you leave so most
> of the ice and snow will melt off by the time you
> leave
>
> ® you wear flips flops all year, and don't get sick
>
> ® You think driving is better in the winter because
> the potholes are
> filled with snow.
>
> ® You literally can't leave the house without
> seeing some one you
> know.
>
> ® You know the term "studs" isn't referring to hot
> guys.
>
> ® have to ski in gym class
>
> ® Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through red
> lights without
> flinching.
>
> ® You see people wearing Carharts clothes at social
> events.
>
> ® You install security lights on your house and
> garage and leave both
> unlocked.
>
> ® you know who "Binki" was and was so sad when he
> died.
>
> ® you expect to see a moose crossing Tudor every
> time you drive down.
>
> ® You give up and tell people in the lower 48 that
> you DO live in an
> igloo and you DO have a pet polar bear named Mishka
> when they refuse to
> believe otherwise.
>
> ® you call someone without a crack in there
> windshield a tourist
>
> If you can actually understand these jokes pass them
> along to your
> Alaskan friends
>
> --
>
yet i still laughedYou know your from Alaska when...
>
>
> ® you think bald eagles aren't that great
>
> ® you know to go to best buy a month after a cd
> release because that's
> when it will FINALLY arrive in Alaska
>
> ® you wish seagulls came with a mute button
>
> ® you can go to McDonalds' and order off the $1.50
> menu which they
> feel is equivalent to the $0.99 menu
>
> ® you were appalled by the "Carrs-Safeway" merge a
> few years ago
>
> ® you have to have a raven cage around your trash
> to keep them out
>
> ® you go to school, work whatever in the dark and
> come out in the dark
>
> ® 30 degrees is shorts weather
>
> ® -10 is a bit nippy
>
> ® buses leaving school are delayed because a bear
> is in the parking
> lot
>
> ® you tell people you live in an igloo for kicks
>
> ® you don't swim in natural bodies of water for
> fear of swimmers itch
> or beaver fever
>
> ® having a moose in your front yard is a legitimate
> excuse for being
> late to school
>
> ® there is nothing like Matanuska Maid
>
> ® you only go to the fair for turkey legs and a
> husky burger
>
> ® you have been chased or know someone who has been
> chased by a moose
> at least once.
>
> ® you design your Halloween costumes to fit over
> snow gear
>
> ® you get an attitude when you have to pay tax in
> the lower 48
>
> ® there is 4 feet of snow the night before school
> and you STILL have
> to go.
>
> ® if you don't like the weather wait 5 and then go
> back out
>
> ® you sleep through an earthquake like nothing ever
> happened
>
> ® salmon isn't a delicacy
>
> ® halibut is beer battered rather than cooked some
> fancy way
>
> ® 70 degrees is equivalent to 90 degrees in the
> lower 48
>
> ® you know who "Sleeping Lady" is
>
> ® during the winter you rarely use your freezer,
>
> ® you think 4 bucks for a loaf of bread is cheap
>
> ® a "cookout" is not all the time outside because
> it's entirely too
> cold for all of that
>
> ® you don't sleep in the summer because its too
> short to miss a minute
> of it
>
> ® half your friends own a sled (snow machine) and
> you think people
> that call them snow mobiles are insane
>
> ® you call tourist terrorist
>
> ® You refer to the 48 states as the "lower 48"
>
> ® you've seen the northern lights, and you know why
> they are such a
> "big deal"
>
> ® you know its all about the snow, DUH.
>
> ® you know that Cattle Company has the best potato
> soup there is.
>
> ® you know the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter,
> Break-up, and
> Re-Construction.
>
> ® your bedroom windows are covered in aluminum foil
> or black blankets.
>
> ® Two speed limits in Alaska, the get out of my
> way limit, and taking
> cover limit
>
> ® you go to Red Robin and only order the bottomless
> fries
>
> ® you only watch the news when they announce the
> amount of the years
> dividend
>
> ® Your school classes weren't canceled because of
> ice
>
> ® You KNOW your teacher is stoned in class
>
> ® you have to start your car at least an hour
> before you leave so most
> of the ice and snow will melt off by the time you
> leave
>
> ® you wear flips flops all year, and don't get sick
>
> ® You think driving is better in the winter because
> the potholes are
> filled with snow.
>
> ® You literally can't leave the house without
> seeing some one you
> know.
>
> ® You know the term "studs" isn't referring to hot
> guys.
>
> ® have to ski in gym class
>
> ® Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through red
> lights without
> flinching.
>
> ® You see people wearing Carharts clothes at social
> events.
>
> ® You install security lights on your house and
> garage and leave both
> unlocked.
>
> ® you know who "Binki" was and was so sad when he
> died.
>
> ® you expect to see a moose crossing Tudor every
> time you drive down.
>
> ® You give up and tell people in the lower 48 that
> you DO live in an
> igloo and you DO have a pet polar bear named Mishka
> when they refuse to
> believe otherwise.
>
> ® you call someone without a crack in there
> windshield a tourist
>
> If you can actually understand these jokes pass them
> along to your
> Alaskan friends
>
> --
>
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